WAFFLES:  Hi there, women. Welcome to my handsomeness.

ELLIE:  So, Mr. Handsomeness, you recognize you are not purported to be on the counter, proper?

WAFFLES:  That is the KITCHEN counter, Ellie. That is the toilet, duh.

ELLIE:  A counter is a counter is a counter, Mr. Waffles. That is what Glogirly says.

WAFFLES:  That is like three counters, Ellie. You are type of repeating your self.

ELLIE:  You imply like when Glogirly tells you to get off the counter, repeatedly? And once more?

“Good-looking Poser”

WAFFLES:  I am unable to hear you, Elie. I am busy being good-looking. 

“Kiss Me”

WAFFLES:  You already know, for the women.

About At this time’s Photographs

Each every so often, Waffles tries to assist Glogirly placed on her make-up within the morning. After which Glogirly helps him off the counter. However right now was a no-makeup day for Glogirly. She was simply tidying up the home and occurred into the toilet. 

Thankfully, her digital camera was shut by as a result of that first picture originally of right now’s weblog put up was precisely what she noticed– Waffles trying like he was posing for a centerfold. When she began taking pictures, the mancat/supermodel began working the digital camera. He was twirling across the rest room sink and tap, completely exhibiting off. Just a few trills and chortles had been heard, then he completed the picture session with a kiss on the mirror. 

Pure Waffles.